He makes beautiful, beautiful food.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
On The Mind.
Things I WISH I Was Eating:
Hamburgers
Hot Dogs
Pizza
Chicken
Tacos
Bagels With Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese
Deep Fried Won Tons
Spring Rolls
Egg Rolls
Chicken Wings
Onion Rings
Cereal
Jell-o
McDonald's French Fries
Sushi
Macaroni & Cheese
Bratwurst
Beef Jerky
Anything that I can chew.
Things I AM Eating:
Nothing.
For those of you who don't know, Clair and I are doing a cleanse where you can't eat for ten days and all you can drink is spicy lemonade. I'm on day three and I'm feeling great. I'm not really hungry, but I REALLY want to be eating something. Just to go through the motions. Oh the motions of eating, how I fucking love thee.
Hamburgers
Hot Dogs
Pizza
Chicken
Tacos
Bagels With Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese
Deep Fried Won Tons
Spring Rolls
Egg Rolls
Chicken Wings
Onion Rings
Cereal
Jell-o
McDonald's French Fries
Sushi
Macaroni & Cheese
Bratwurst
Beef Jerky
Anything that I can chew.
Things I AM Eating:
Nothing.
For those of you who don't know, Clair and I are doing a cleanse where you can't eat for ten days and all you can drink is spicy lemonade. I'm on day three and I'm feeling great. I'm not really hungry, but I REALLY want to be eating something. Just to go through the motions. Oh the motions of eating, how I fucking love thee.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Boyfriend Of The Week #19
Meet Igor Shamraychuk.
The one not dressed like a lady. Making HGTV more enjoyable since 2005. Also, he's in workman overalls, which apparently is a thing for me. Who knew?
The one not dressed like a lady. Making HGTV more enjoyable since 2005. Also, he's in workman overalls, which apparently is a thing for me. Who knew?
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Boyfriend Of The Week #18
Meet David Denman.
I can't help but have another Office related boyfriend because that is all I have been watching this week. Oh, that and I'm completely uninventive.
Five reasons why I love him:
1. Was the deaf guy in the movie "The Replacements".
2. Has dimples.
3. Said, "Your art was the prettiest art of all the art." Well, it was really Roy, but he delivered the line perfectly.
4. Was on Grey's Anatomy one time.
5. Looks good with a beard, which is usually pretty hard to pull off.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Boyfriend Of The Week #17
The man who needs no introduction because I already know that everybody loves him.
What a gong show weekend. I recooped today by finding a really good cycle and then repeating it many, many times.
Today's Cycle:
Sleep
Wake up and eat cereal
Watch The Office.
Anyway, so Friday was awesome. I mean, how could it not be? There was a spontaneous scavenger hunt. The best two parts of Friday night were a) When I got a bunch of people to do a round of leap frog outside of O'Hanlons and b) When we made two random boys kiss on the lips. Also, I guess when we made those other two boys hug was pretty good as well. Or when I spanked the one for a really long time. Yeesh.
Last night we went over to Kaiya's birthday bonfire party. We got really drunk beforehand, played a Harry Potter drinking game, and then danced around Clair's house like the drunken buffoons that we were. Clair's dad came home and said something along the lines of, "You've tarted up", then we played Salt Peanuts a couple of times and left for Kaiya's house. The party was kind of fun.
Things That Happened:
1. Mixed a drink from heaven.
2. Almost ate an entire box of Chips Ahoy without even realizing.
3. Drew a picture of Einstein on a street lamp.
4. Drank copious amounts of alcohol.
5. Had a miny breakdown in Kaiya's basement. Was REALLY sad, but then forgot about it later.
6. Fell down the last couple of stairs to the basement floor.
7. Was helped up and forced to drink water by a random boy from my highschool. Brandon Selinger was REALLY worried about me. Told me I would look better without my jacket on. Told Clair she looked better without her make-up on.
8. Had my alcohol taken away/consumed by Brandon Selinger.
9. Hugged a lot of people.
10. Had a girl who outran Dean on my lap for awhile. Had a combination of a hand massage and someone running their fingers through my hair almost put me to sleep.
11. Almost fell in the fire but was saved by Kaiya's (ex?) boyfriend?
12. Saw Matt puke in the bushes.
13. Thought I was going to puke in the bushes.
14. Was told that I was a 12 out of 10 on the drunken scale. Completely true.
15. Petted Curtis Hannah's surprisingly soft hair for a while.
16. Had a boy in my lap who was smoking pot.
17. Heard a lot about a drug called Salvia.
Also, I forgot to mention that Andrew gave me a ride home from work and said that I was probably one of the coolest people at the office. That sort of made my day. And by sort of I mean totally.
What a gong show weekend. I recooped today by finding a really good cycle and then repeating it many, many times.
Today's Cycle:
Sleep
Wake up and eat cereal
Watch The Office.
Anyway, so Friday was awesome. I mean, how could it not be? There was a spontaneous scavenger hunt. The best two parts of Friday night were a) When I got a bunch of people to do a round of leap frog outside of O'Hanlons and b) When we made two random boys kiss on the lips. Also, I guess when we made those other two boys hug was pretty good as well. Or when I spanked the one for a really long time. Yeesh.
Last night we went over to Kaiya's birthday bonfire party. We got really drunk beforehand, played a Harry Potter drinking game, and then danced around Clair's house like the drunken buffoons that we were. Clair's dad came home and said something along the lines of, "You've tarted up", then we played Salt Peanuts a couple of times and left for Kaiya's house. The party was kind of fun.
Things That Happened:
1. Mixed a drink from heaven.
2. Almost ate an entire box of Chips Ahoy without even realizing.
3. Drew a picture of Einstein on a street lamp.
4. Drank copious amounts of alcohol.
5. Had a miny breakdown in Kaiya's basement. Was REALLY sad, but then forgot about it later.
6. Fell down the last couple of stairs to the basement floor.
7. Was helped up and forced to drink water by a random boy from my highschool. Brandon Selinger was REALLY worried about me. Told me I would look better without my jacket on. Told Clair she looked better without her make-up on.
8. Had my alcohol taken away/consumed by Brandon Selinger.
9. Hugged a lot of people.
10. Had a girl who outran Dean on my lap for awhile. Had a combination of a hand massage and someone running their fingers through my hair almost put me to sleep.
11. Almost fell in the fire but was saved by Kaiya's (ex?) boyfriend?
12. Saw Matt puke in the bushes.
13. Thought I was going to puke in the bushes.
14. Was told that I was a 12 out of 10 on the drunken scale. Completely true.
15. Petted Curtis Hannah's surprisingly soft hair for a while.
16. Had a boy in my lap who was smoking pot.
17. Heard a lot about a drug called Salvia.
Also, I forgot to mention that Andrew gave me a ride home from work and said that I was probably one of the coolest people at the office. That sort of made my day. And by sort of I mean totally.
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