Friday, February 22, 2008

12:30 on a School Night...

And instead of going to bed, I decide that I need to write a blog about what I just witnessed. I just witnessed rock and roll genious. Not in the normal sense of the word. I guess they weren't really rock and roll at all, but they rocked and rolled my world.

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I don't know what they are like on cd, but fuck, Holy Fuck rocked live. I can't even believe. I actually danced... fairly hard core.

Things of note from this concert:

1. One member of the band had his fly down the whole time. He stopped to tie his shoe.

2. The two wanksters that kept bumping everyone. I think they stumbled in by mistake and thought that the music was close enough to hip hop, so they stayed.

3. Lack of vagina. It was sort of a sausagefest.

4. The awesome opening act (1 of 2) Molten Lava. I'm not sure if that is their name but they pretty much rocked my face off too.

5. The following conversation from the ride home.

Me: Hey Matt?

Matt: Yeah?

Me: Do you think you could fit into a smart car?

Matt: No. Unless I drove it Police Academy style, from the backseat.

Me: (measuring the size of a smart car to the size of my own car) I think only, like, yogilates women drive these kinds of cars.

Matt: Mmmhmmm.

Me: Blonde haired, blue eyed, yogilates women. You know, Arian yogilates women. Only Arian yogilates women drive smart cars.

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