Things You Need to Know:

One day, while my boss was away from the office, I started writing a list about myself. Just things that were going through my head at the time. Things people might not know about me or whatever. The following is an extremely abridged list:

1. I can't read and eat at the same time.

2. I've been known to start over if my writing is messy.

3. My mind is usually going ten different ways at once and almost always thinking the most ridiculous thoughts.

4. I've watched Beethoven at least two dozen times, and in Beethoven II my favorite part is still when the dad sticks his fingers in the poo.

5. I'm not as tough as I look, although some days I'm tougher.

6. Protestors make me nervous.

7. Boys who read on buses turn me on.

8. I always think of the perfect thing to say after the discussion is over.

9. I love being in hardware stores with someone who knows what's going on.

10. I love holding hands while wearing mittens.

11. Clapping songs make me happy.

12. I once talked to a french man on a CB using the only three french phrases I know.


p.s. I just thesaurused "truth" and it came up with, among many other findings, "straight dope". I find this to be highly amusing.