Things I did today:
1. Went to work. Fruitless.
2. Went to the bank to take out a loan. Fruitless. I need a co-signer.
3. Came home and promised myself I would go to bed SUPER early because I was falling down tired ALL DAY. Didn't.
4. Read "The Kite Runner". Awesome, but totally sad. Haven't reached the hopefully cheery ending yet. Although I somehow don't think shit is going to get better.
5. Wrote pointless boring blog.
On a cheerier note, I just finished rolling my change and I have $96.50! Also, on Thursday when we went to see Holy Fuck I had bought my cousin's friend a ticket and he paid me back with two pieces of a ten dollar bill. No biggie, right? Wrong. I lost the other half of the ten dollar bill. Crisis averted! I just found the other half behind my desk.
Funny things during my day with Clair yesterday:
Me: I want to live in Jalaladad.
Clair: No. You don't.
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Me: Goodnight.
Clair: Goodnight.
(Upon realizing that I still have Clair's coat on, I whip around to run back to her car, become parallel lines with the ground and fall.)
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Anything Jon Stewart said during the oscars, but especially:
-Thank God for teen pregnancy.
-Gadolph Titler.
Where did my day go?
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Jon Stewart was so wonderful! The part when he brought Marketa Inglova back onto the stage for her awesome speech was my favourite. Also when he said, "Have you all chosen which Democrat your voting for yet?"
What a good day. I really really loved it when you fell down. Like, I loved it a lot.
You and Clair really are meant to be.
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