X-Men and Cheerios.

150 Reasons Why Last Night Rocked Face:

0. I put mascara on and wore a dress.
1. We went to O'Hanlon's.
2. A cute boy bought me drinks.
3. We discussed Julie Andrews with a group of people I haven't seen in a long time.
4. A drink was created and named by Stephanie Campbell, the bartender and I. It was called Bootylicious and was comprised of Golden Pear, Absolute Pear Vodka, and Sprite. We called it Bootylicious because pears are bottom heavy. It was awesome.
5. I knocked a Bootylicious over with my boobs onto the bar and got a free Bootylicious.
6. The word Bootylicious was said A LOT.
7. There were fancy German cigarettes.
8. We met a funny guy named Graeme. It was his birthday on Tuesday and he had a friend named Curt-easer.
9. My cousin was there and I threatened to push him down the stairs at Easter.
10. Ballroom Blitz came on and I ran around screaming it at the top of my lungs, and then danced like nobody's business.
11. We made sushi dates with new friends.
12. Did I mention a cute boy bought me drinks?
13. I did an exceptional job of mingling.
14. I smacked Stephanie's butt.
15. I smacked Aimee's butt.
16. I touched Kayla's boob.
17. I touched Kayla's boob.
18. I touched Kayla's boob.
19. Kenzie and I were lovers in a dangerous time. For a while.
20. We found a St. Patrick's Day scarf on the ground and roped boys with it. Then tied it to my waist. Then tied it to my shoe. Then tied it to my purse.
21. Stephanie and I started a dance party upstairs.
22. I was festively drunk for most of the evening. But not falling down drunk. Alcohol tolerance baby.
23. I wiped the bar down when the bartender was making a Bootylicious. And then I may have winked at him by accident because for a while I only blinked one of my eyes. Anyway, he returned my winkage.
24-73. We talked to our new friend Jason about various awesome topics.
74-143. A girl had on ridiculously short shorts on... and then fell over.
143-150. I remembered almost the entire night when I woke up.

On the downside I think I was still drunk when I woke up this morning and then had a midday hangover which was weird. I soothed the beasty hangover with X-Men and Cheerios.