Mechanic Talk

"Are you missing a set of your keys? We found some in your motor. Like, IN your motor.''

"I was in Hawaii once, when I was in the navy. I stood in the shade of a palm leaf because I couldn't stand the heat."

"Do you want a beer?"
"No thanks."
"Some rum?"
"No thanks."
"Some whiskey?"
"No thanks."
"Some vodka?"
"No thanks."
"We've got some coolers?"
"No thanks."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm good."

"So, we'll see you next week then?"