Boyfriend Of The Week #17

The man who needs no introduction because I already know that everybody loves him.

What a gong show weekend. I recooped today by finding a really good cycle and then repeating it many, many times.
Today's Cycle:
Sleep
Wake up and eat cereal
Watch The Office.

Anyway, so Friday was awesome. I mean, how could it not be? There was a spontaneous scavenger hunt. The best two parts of Friday night were a) When I got a bunch of people to do a round of leap frog outside of O'Hanlons and b) When we made two random boys kiss on the lips. Also, I guess when we made those other two boys hug was pretty good as well. Or when I spanked the one for a really long time. Yeesh.

Last night we went over to Kaiya's birthday bonfire party. We got really drunk beforehand, played a Harry Potter drinking game, and then danced around Clair's house like the drunken buffoons that we were. Clair's dad came home and said something along the lines of, "You've tarted up", then we played Salt Peanuts a couple of times and left for Kaiya's house. The party was kind of fun.

Things That Happened:
1. Mixed a drink from heaven.
2. Almost ate an entire box of Chips Ahoy without even realizing.
3. Drew a picture of Einstein on a street lamp.
4. Drank copious amounts of alcohol.
5. Had a miny breakdown in Kaiya's basement. Was REALLY sad, but then forgot about it later.
6. Fell down the last couple of stairs to the basement floor.
7. Was helped up and forced to drink water by a random boy from my highschool. Brandon Selinger was REALLY worried about me. Told me I would look better without my jacket on. Told Clair she looked better without her make-up on.
8. Had my alcohol taken away/consumed by Brandon Selinger.
9. Hugged a lot of people.
10. Had a girl who outran Dean on my lap for awhile. Had a combination of a hand massage and someone running their fingers through my hair almost put me to sleep.
11. Almost fell in the fire but was saved by Kaiya's (ex?) boyfriend?
12. Saw Matt puke in the bushes.
13. Thought I was going to puke in the bushes.
14. Was told that I was a 12 out of 10 on the drunken scale. Completely true.
15. Petted Curtis Hannah's surprisingly soft hair for a while.
16. Had a boy in my lap who was smoking pot.
17. Heard a lot about a drug called Salvia.

Also, I forgot to mention that Andrew gave me a ride home from work and said that I was probably one of the coolest people at the office. That sort of made my day. And by sort of I mean totally.