Flu Season.

I am filled with great stories today. Like:

I saw someone I know, driving today.

I was going to have ceasar salad for lunch but my lettuce had all wilted.

For reals though, I just got back from washing all of the bird shit off of my car. I took my dogs with me and they were freaking out. I didn't go to one of the drive through ones because I'm broke, so I washed it myself with the huge high power water gun. I wish I had gotten a picture of their faces. Priceless. It was kind of like this:In this scenario I guess I'm the huge brown dog.