I'm sitting at my desk at work...
An older lady comes in...
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I think, "Oh, this old lady looks like a nice old lady." And she was, she was really nice, but she smelled like death.
I cannot convey to you how badly she smelled because I have never come across this smell IN MY LIFE, but I'm guessing it is somewhere between death and every bad smell ever. Now, you're not going to believe me, but I just got home and back to thinking about the smell. I ACTUALLY PUKED. It came completely by surprise and it scared the shit out of me.
I cannot convey to you how badly she smelled because I have never come across this smell IN MY LIFE, but I'm guessing it is somewhere between death and every bad smell ever. Now, you're not going to believe me, but I just got home and back to thinking about the smell. I ACTUALLY PUKED. It came completely by surprise and it scared the shit out of me.
** I didn't want anyone to associate the woman in the picture with the smelly woman, so I made her over.
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