The Wind Whispers Her Name.

Alanna is the best cousin a girl could EVER have.
Her brain is likened to a young Einstein's.
She is all kinds of beautiful and her hair is like waterfalls.
Even when Alanna farts she smells like a million dollars.
She had a tiny dog before it was even cool to have a tiny dog.
When I think I'm going to cry, I just look at a picture of Alanna and instantly feel better.
She's the only woman who can talk about peeing poop and still be classy.
Once when she was standing in the yard she held out her arms and all the woodland creatures came to her. Sparrows flanked her arms and deer fashioned a bed for her out of only the softest leaves and twigs.
Alanna is synonymous with several things, including (but not limited to): beauteous, gracious, masterful, all knowing, witty, loved.
Alanna has never told a lie. She is too pure.
She's really a modern day Mother Theresa.
But the best thing about Alanna is her buns. You go where ever you want to with that one. They're delicious.