Actual Conversation I Overheard on the Bus Today:
Guy #1: Hey man, haven't seen you in a while.
Guy #2: Yeah man, you working still?
Guy #1: Nah man, I got a bunch of court coming up.
Guy #2: Oh really man?
Guy #1: Yeah man, fuck, a couple D.U.I's and some new stuff. Theft (At which point I tighten my grasp on my purse.) and some arson. Fuck man, remember Dave.
Guy #2: Yeah man, fuck. Dave.
Guy #1: You still smoke with that guy?
Guy #2: Nah. Don't do that shit anymore man. I'm just working and going home for a beer.
Guy #1: Man, that guy's crazy. I hear ya on the beer. (At which point he pulls out a liquor store bag filled with wine coolers and vodka.) Shit man, I love this fucking Yellowtail wine.
Guy #2: Cool.
Guy #1: It does what a twenty-six does, but it's like.. more healthier for you and shit.
Guy #2: Yeah man, straight to the head, man.
At which point I couldn't take any more and I put my headphone back in. I listened to so much music at work today. Complete albums, which I hardly ever do at work.
1. Kings of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak
2. Tegan and Sara - The Con
3. Feist - Monarch (I love the song Family.)
4. Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Living with the Living
5. The Shins - Chutes Too Narrow
6. The Shins - Oh, Inverted World
7. Thao With the Get Down Stay Down - Brave Bee Stings And All
8. Kings of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak
9. Thao With the Get Down Stay Down - Brave Bee Stings And All
5 comments:
Oh my, We Brave Bee Stings and All is a lovely album.
The Girl Who Reads Conversation Between Guy 1 and Guy 2 as reported by Amanda:
O_o
Also, I love how this G' openly admitted to drinking fancy Yellowtail.
I do love random bus conversations. I usually text Erin and fill her in on the big city life. She loves it.
Alanna
Most of my friends don't like Ted Leo; I'm glad you do!
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