List Time.

Current Ailments:
1. Two raunchy blisters on either foot from my new sandals.
2. One wicked bruise on my left calf from when I fell off my bike this evening and whacked my leg against the pedal.
3. Another wicked bad bruise on my right knee from the same incident with bicycle.
4. Bloody right knee, although I washed the blood away and cleaned it. So.. scraped knee.
5. Hives covering... actually quite a lot of my stomach, upper legs and upper arms. I don't know what from.
6. That is currently all, but with my luck these days, who knows. I honestly think I'm going to see the doctor about my knee tomorrow. I can hardly walk and when I drove home just now I almost got into an accident because I couldn't brake fast enough. Can you sprain your knee?

People suspect of being cylons:
1. Children
2. Everyone else.

Blasts from the past:
1. I found my old best friend on facebook the other day and we've been talking, which is really nice. I don't actually know how we lost contact, we both live in the same city. In any case, that's how life goes and it's nice to catch up.
2. Skip-Its. Is that what they're called? I don't think they ever actually stopped making them I just haven't seen one in years. I saw one in the store today and almost bought it. Then I remembered that I'm an unemployed bum leaching off of society.

Things That Suck Hard:
1. Hives.
2. Falling off of your bike.
3. Falling off of your bike.
4. My Mom's new vaccuum. She bought it on Saturday and she hasn't stopped using it since. I swear. She keeps using it so much that it overheats and then stops. And she wonders why.