Monday, April 7, 2008

Tour Guidisms.

Funny Things Our Tour Guide Said Completely Seriousely:

-Stiletto in the Ghetto
-Spike in the Dike
-The Dish with the Fish
-The Tart with the Cart

Other Reasons He Was Awesome/Crazy:

-He made jokes about the hokey pokey in front of a mass grave site.
-He drove on sidewalks.

4 comments:

C. said...

Was rhyming the theme of the tour?

A. said...

Yes. It probably was because he also said "The Presidents Residence" and "Horse Worse".

M.e said...

I don't think "Horse Worse" rhymes. Is that weird? Am I missing that?

A. said...

I'm so glad you said that Kenzie. It's an inside joke, don't worry about it. Actually, just ask Kate.