Funny Things Our Tour Guide Said Completely Seriousely:
-Stiletto in the Ghetto
-Spike in the Dike
-The Dish with the Fish
-The Tart with the Cart
Other Reasons He Was Awesome/Crazy:
-He made jokes about the hokey pokey in front of a mass grave site.
-He drove on sidewalks.
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Was rhyming the theme of the tour?
Yes. It probably was because he also said "The Presidents Residence" and "Horse Worse".
I don't think "Horse Worse" rhymes. Is that weird? Am I missing that?
I'm so glad you said that Kenzie. It's an inside joke, don't worry about it. Actually, just ask Kate.
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